Improving my mind

I think Husband (Hi! Husband!) is reading this because he switched up the television channels again today!

Today he left it on CNN.

I think he's trying to improve my mind. Little does he know that after the world news, Larry King comes on and I heard all the salacious details about the high class call girls.

I also learned from one of the madams that most of the clients tend to be married men, who aren't actually "cheating" on their wives. They are just there for "companionship," because "they don't feel appreciated at home."

As I mull that over, I am wavering between several different thoughts.

The most prevelant one is "Bwahahahahahaha."