Porn Berries

I'm not sure if I'm late to the game, or perhaps it's just me, but...

Is British tv chef person, Nigella Larson, kind of porn-y and overtly sexy, but in a slightly wholesome way?

(photo from Hollywood Grind, which is not a porn site, but sounds like one.)

I am flipping through the channels and she's having a dinner party.  She's totally boobalicious*, leaning into the camera, which is all on soft focus, as she's preparing the strawberry dessert...

(imagine a slightly throaty, calm and composed, posh British accent)

"MMMMMMM, the strawberries are just bulging over the sides, pulsing with flavor. MMMMMMM When we take the succulent berries into our mouth, they will explode with flavor..."

And that's just the part I paid attention to enough to scribble down.  

Then I just listened for a while in between snickers.  

It looked really good, though---but I am not sure whether to call Husband and ask him to come home early or to run to the grocery store for some porn-berries of my own. 

*Boobalicious is commonly defined as prominently displaying an amazing amount of cleavage, an amount so substantial and impressive that no one (male, female, gay or straight) can avert their eyes from without a fair amount of effort.